Mars Attracts is a new theme park management game based on cult classic movie Mars Attacks.

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Now
that
I’ve
got
that
joke
out
of
my
system,
here’s
a
an
unusual
game:
the
folk
at
Outlier
have
announced
a
new
game
based
on
the
cult
classic
movie
Mars
Attacks.

Upon
hearing
this
you’d
probably
imagine
a
variety
of
genres:
maybe
a
shooter
where
you
battle
the
comedically
odd
Martians?
Or
maybe
something
along
the
likes
of
Destroy
All
Humans,
which
itself
draws
inspiration
from
Mars
Attacks?
No,
Outlier
has
chosen
something
odder,
something
crazier:
a
theme
park
management
game.

“Mars
Attracts
is
a
theme
park
management
game
set
on
Mars,”
reads
the
official
blurb,
“Play
as
the
devious
Martians
from
the
cult-classic
universe
of
Mars
Attacks™
and
build
your
amusement
park
empire,
abducting
humans
from
across
history
to
display
in
customizable
enclosures
for
the
entertainment
of
curious
Martian
guests.
Study
humanity
in
their
natural
habitat,
or
subject
them
to
whatever
twisted
experiments
you
can
imagine!”


The
game’s
official
Steam
page

talks
about
being
able
to
abduct
humans
from
across
numerous
historical
periods,
such
as
ancient
Rome
and
the
Wild
West.

The
game
will
launch
into
Early
Access
next
year
with
the
team
promising
that
“The
Early
Access
version
features
many
hours
of
content
and
all
of
the
game’s
base
systems,
including
construction,
financial
and
staff
management,
human
abductions,
rides
and
amenities,
guest
happiness,
multiple
maps,
and
more.”

It’s
a
pretty
weird
premise,
but
honestly…I’m
kind
here
for
it.
Roll
on
2025.

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